Aorta Burst Film Club

Off Mainstream Film Screening at the Roxy Bar And Screen. Neglected Oddities, beautiful pictures and the downright fantastic.

an old fashioned achievement

a new poem by Surge Brainsgorge that appeared in Aorta Burst Zine #2


I murdered the giant and felt a great sense of accomplishment

jointed, peeled, boned, I oversaw the great deconstruction

of his corpse

viscera abandoned to lower beasts

the master organ the prize of the victor

my feelings entwined in monumental work of gods.

It took two men to lift the skull

rippling intraversaii of apprentices streaked with the salt sweat of my decision.

When we shook it there was a rattle inside

the rattle of a beautiful bone chord. I swore them at once to secrecy.

I had discovered a great head harmony

my own claim to greatness.

bonesaw creating cranial mites I used the tools of everyman to penetrate the cavernous head

but having completed my exam I had no method of replicating the sound and nothing but the dust dead on my palms.

I told others of my discovery over drinks,

the apprentices had taken to calling it my calcified cacophony.

A hilarious revelation and an appreciation of skill

but how to explain fully the sound that I had destroyed?

Like the quarter day detachment of slain giant from face my lips would never bring satisfactory answers to upsetting questions.

More of this sort of thing was the vague tributary at which I was to succour the ideas of the inner workings.

I could not believe the stonewall of unknowing towards my failure.

I came home to you and disclosed little of what happened

concentrating on elaborations of the mechanical act.

I told of what I felt was my fraud, and this was battled with profusions of love and a comfortable reassurance.

I resolved to kill a bigger monster.

Surge Brainsgorge

“PASS THE HAM”

For reasons too tedious to mention, I’ve been a little slow on updating here.  Soon some of the choicer bits from the Aorta Burst zines will be up for your perusal, and we have a night of killer fridges, killer butchers and killer songs lined up on the 13th of November at the Roxy with two should be cult classics that you won’t forget for a long time providing you can avoid blunt force trauma injuries and dementia.

visto il pugnale ed è morto di spavento

Hold on to your valuables and keep your intellectual property close, as Aorta Burst is back at the Roxy on Wednesday as part of Scala Beyond! We will be starting with a short talk by me on the history of the Italian comic up until the rise of the 1960’s anti-hero. Next a screening of Umberto Lenzi’s adaptation of ‘KRIMINAL’, and the gloriously shameless Turkish action epic knock-off ‘KILINK ISTANBUL’DA’.   £3 all in, with a bumper edition of the Aorta Burst Zine, which is free! It all kicks off at 7pm. Scotland Yard can’t catch the Kriminal, but you can!

Joe

Scala Beyond!

As part of the Scala Beyond season each film club, person or venue involved has  created a declaration of who they are and what they’re about. These can be viewed here. As Aorta Burst’s is kind of an awkward sized thing, and most likely unreadable, it is best seen by clicking systematically through these handily placed links.

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Scala Beyond kicks off tomorrow night at the Roxy with Film Jam!

Aorta Burst’s contribution is taking place on the 12th of September, with our beady eyes all over Kriminal and the fumetti comics of the 1960’s! 

Joe

Happy Birthday Umberto Lenzi

Aorta Burst personal favourite the great Umberto Lenzi is 80 today.  We’re screening his super stylish thriller KRIMINAL on September the 12th as part of our Italian Comics Night for Scala Beyond. Got a chance to see Lenzi himself when I went to Brussels in February as part of the excellent Cinema Nova’s retrospective (where I took my sister to see sexy incest flick PARANOIA/ORGASMO of course).  He doesn’t speak a word of English, and I don’t speak a word of Italian so the conversation went ‘blah-a blahdi blah blahgetto blah i blah blah Joe Dante blah blah e blah Quentin Tarantino’. I think he enjoyed name-dropping. I sat nodding. 

Joe